Repubs were actually winning.
I have a sad announcement to make.
We will have to kill all cats.
Because, you know, when a kid dies of measles, as just happened in Berlin, everyone calls for Dear Old Total State to enforce vaccination of everyone.
So, as “The CDC reports that more than 375 Americans die annually due to toxoplasmosis. ”
( http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-25/most-important-commodity-housing-screaming-recession )
which is a brain-eating parasite harboured by cats, well, there’s simply no other choice.
Thank you for your understanding and for the expedient execution of today’s orders. XXXXOOOO, Your Total State.
We will replace the cats with a bunch of nuclear reactors because, they’re just like cats, only bigger – they purr and they’re warm. And they’re much, much safer.
Every home will need a nuclear reactor then, to kill the mice.
We will starve the mice by not providing cheese in the next five year plan.
Darn, I was hoping for my own nuke….
I hear ISIS needs jobs.
which is a brain-eating parasite…
You know, that explains a lot
Now that you say it, it’s becoming obvious.
22% of the population are affected.
In Germany, SPD has 26% of the vote…
cats are very popular pets here….the way people vote in this country I would say it’s right at that constant 40%
Yeh, we probably have more cats than Germany.
Toxoplasmosis is only a problem for pregnant females and deaths from it typically are either newborns or people on immune suppressants.
Leftism, on the other hand ….
I know, CD. All the more reason to kill all cats. I mean, innocent newborns! If toxoplasmosis killed pensioners, the state would give it a medal of honor, but newborns!
Toxo goes dormant…anything that causes Immunodeficiency in the future, can allow it to become active again
Exactly, and most of these are people on immune suppressants.
Heh, at least we get nice Ceres photos. And it has a bright spot:
“Dawn took the new images on Feb. 19, when it was about 29,000 miles (46,000 kilometers) from Ceres — still too far away to give scientists a good look at the peculiar spots.”
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