What Do You Do When The Economy Is Tanking, The World Is Exploding In Riots And Social Issues Abound In The Nation?

Make a joke of an exercise video.  Dynamic Duo Demonstrating Their Assclowning

 

Here’s another take on Tweedle Dumb and Dumber running through the White House

See BO. See Joe. See BO and Joe Run.

 

See Jane Run

 

h/t kim

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38 Responses to What Do You Do When The Economy Is Tanking, The World Is Exploding In Riots And Social Issues Abound In The Nation?

  1. Me says:

    What one was supposed to be Richard and what one the twisty doubble jointed guy? 😆

  2. Me says:

    Good advice, but don’t fire two blast, fire the two blast!

  3. As annoying as he is, I’d rather he did this stupid shit than actually tried to stick his nose in the important stuff.

    Maybe in a hundred years or so they’ll do to him what they did to Cromwell.

  4. I. Lou Minotti says:

    What do you do? You run for political office, and win by proving what a bounding, lying, pompous fool you are to your bread-and-circuses, low-information majority electorate. That’s what you do!

    • Me says:

      Going back to that fire two blast, Just look at the other guy there, He feels more comfortable with a pajama boy type at his side, Makes feel more powerful.

  5. philjourdan says:

    Rush hour – except they have Jeff Daniels instead of Jackie Chan

  6. HankH says:

    If they were to take off their shirts and show their pecks, six packs, and guns while running and drinking, they might one up Putin.

  7. tom0mason says:

    Maybe they’re in training for American Idol idle.

  8. B.C. says:

    Zero’s Indian Native American name is “Chief Running Joke” and Slow Jo’s is “Vice Chief Running Gaffe”.

    • cdquarles says:

      He he he. And given my substantial Indian blood, I absolve you from any guilt associated with saying Indian. What’s a Native American? Anyone born here.

      • cdquarles says:

        Oh yeah, it isn’t fully established that the Asiatic arrivals here about 12K years ago didn’t exterminate others from Europe/Africa who were here before they were.

        • DirkH says:

          Not necessarily exterminate.
          The central band of the Cherokees is fair skinned and has no asiatic traits.

        • philjourdan says:

          Sorry, but Paw paw says they had high cheek bones. Just ask Fauxcahontas.

        • B.C. says:

          They were assimilated into the SmorgasBorg.

        • cdquarles says:

          🙂 as part Cherokee. Same old same old. Exterminate the men, rape the women and assimilate the culture :P.

        • DirkH says:

          cdquarles, the question is, do all non-asiatic traits of todays Cherokees stem from mixing with modern times European settlers, or was there a difference before.
          http://dnaconsultants.com/Cherokee/index.htm
          Given Clovis culture arrowheads, Solutreans, possible Viking visits, I personally think that in North America early settlers from East and West met somewhere in the Midwest.

        • cdquarles says:

          The answer to that, I am afraid is not known. Per my family history, the ‘fair skinned Cherokee’ was found as such when the British got here. Unfortunately, both the French and the Spanish arrived before they did (and the Viking, too, though they were not reputed to have gotten so far south, unlike the French and the Spanish, for whom this was so far north). (My maternal grandmother traced her maternal family back to the early 1700s in Harris County, NC.) Related to this is that the Creek had a more Asiatic appearance and the Choctaw a darker skin tone ‘on average’. Well, my family has all three of the mentioned ‘Indian’ tribes plus sub-Saharan African, British, Welsh, Scots-Irish, and who knows what else in it. IOW, typical American :P.

        • B.C. says:

          So, cdquarles, like most of us ‘Murcans, you’re a Mutt-American. 😉 I’ll drink to that! (Like I need another excuse to drink!)

          I have a theory that aliens helped the ancient Egyptians capture a bevy of blonde-haired, blue-eyed Scandiwegian lasses and fly them over to North America and start a new civilization. The exhaust emissions from the aliens’ flying machines were responsible for ending the last Ice Age, thus leading to the explosion of humanity throughout the world. 😀

        • Me says:

          That was almost as funny as your Hellen Keller comment over at Soylents way way back! 😆

      • philjourdan says:

        “anyone born here” – Very true. The difference is when the ancestors migrated here.

  9. B.C. says:

    Me, most folks here never saw that particular comment… On second thought, neither did Ms. Keller. *Ducks to dodge the Divine Lightning Bolt*

  10. Me says:

    …Funniest…

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