Yea!!!! Zerocare Website Its Fixed!!!!! ……. Except For The Things It Still Doesn’t Do ….

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Great news!!!  Team Zero says the site will be fixed today!!!

Officials say they’re ‘on track’ to meet deadline for ObamaCare fixes

And, according to WaPo, they’ll announce that it’s up and ready!  Here’s some features!!

Still, though, it can only handle 50,000 users at a time. Moreover, the site still loads slowly and the capacity for 50,000 users hasn’t yet been fully tested.

They say the site will work for 80%90% of the users.  I don’t get that.  What does that mean, exactly?  Are there browser compatibility problems?  Is it acceptable for this not to work for about 20-30 million people?

Of course, “SHOP” the program for small businesses isn’t going to work.  Meh!!!  Small businesses. 

And, then there’s this ……

The Wall Street Journal reports that technical problems will still inhibit HealthCare.gov from verifying users’ identities and the transmission of accurate enrollment data to insurance providers. The fallout of the latter problem won’t be readily apparent until someone who has been told they are insured tries to visit a doctor or emergency room only to discover their insurer has no idea who they are.

Then, of course, actually paying for the insurance on the site hasn’t been built, yet.

But, other than that, the site’s fixed!!!!  Yea!!! 

They still have a dysfunctional system, but, at least it won’t go down now.  Congratulations, guys and gals, you’ve now matched the ability of the average highschooler.  

Something else funny. 

Some reports claim that in order for ObamaCare to meet its March 30 enrollment goal of 7-plus million enrollees (this number is necessary to make the system financially viable), somewhere around 54,000 people must sign up daily. Currently, only around 7,000 enrollments are occurring daily.

How many did they say the site could handle?

Let the happy enrollment begin!!!

h/t Breitbart

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16 Responses to Yea!!!! Zerocare Website Its Fixed!!!!! ……. Except For The Things It Still Doesn’t Do ….

  1. tom0mason says:

    As the able programmer said about the project –
    “There are no bugs, only undocumented features…”
    🙂

  2. Latitude says:

    7-plus million enrollees (this number is necessary to make the system financially viable….

    How are 4 million people signing up because they have existing problems and have to have insurance…
    …and 3 million signing up for medicaid

    going to make the system financially viable???

  3. leftinflagstaff says:

    It’s really becoming more embarrassing by the day that we’re not a war with our current government.

  4. tom0mason says:

    And this product should be named the ObamaWatch.
    Yes it ticks off each second of your life expectancy to tell you when your done. I wonder if an upgraded version with gps features to shows you where your personal recycling pod is, can be far behind?

    http://mytikker.com/

    • DirkH says:

      More than 2000 idiots want one.

      Given that a non-material 50 cent smartphone app would have done the job, does this count as frivolous consumption?

    • DirkH says:

      I see marketing opportunities here. Build a website, ask visitors for their date of birth, then tell them, you only have 53 years left, you should buy this special offer, imagine how much it would improve your remaining 53 life years. Quick, consume before you drop dead.

      • tom0mason says:

        Perfect isn’t or as PT Barnum put it “There’s a sucker born every minute” – now you can count off the minutes.

  5. HankH says:

    They’re on track to meet the deadlines for Zerocare fixes? I suppose that explains why small business support, slated to be available October 1, 2013 has been pushed back to November 2014. Who knows when merchant functionality will be supported? So, meeting deadlines means changing the girl’s face on the home page. Yeah, that will be met in a month or two. The rest of the fixes – Phase III, IV, V, VI VII, VIII, etc… are deadlines somewhere out in the 2020’s.

  6. Lars P. says:

    “They say the site will work for 80%-90% of the users. I don’t get that. What does that mean, exactly?”
    It means only that if it doesn’t run for you, it is because you are in the 10%-20% for which it is not running :D, for all the others it is running…

  7. philjourdan says:

    So the administration is touting a fix that is not a fix, 2 months late after spending over $600 million dollars and 3 years?

    And government is going to help you? By the time you get help, you will have died from old age – if untreated disease does not claim you first.

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