TOD= Tweet Of the Day
So what are we going to get more of from the WH today, Orwellian Euphemisms or Barely Disguised Contempt for the Peasantry? #taketheover
Echoing the spin-meisters explanation for Zerocare.
Nobody is more frustrated and angry than me about how my pickup mysteriously crashed itself into the liquor store.
I take complete responsibility for finding out how my pickup crashed into the liquor store. Also, I’ll take this half broken case of vodka.
When the liquor store owner stops yelling, I will be happy to explain how his new pickup-shaped entrance hole benefits his business.
Perhaps I could have been more precise when I promised that my pickup would never again crash into the liquor store. But let’s move forward.
Let’s not lose sight of the fact that my pickup is still functioning, albeit at reduced speed. And ready to serve other area liquor outlets.
Don’t you love it when PoliSci majors try to use swingin’ hepcat programmer lingo? #derp
Nobody in that whole f***ing room could program a coffee maker.
Forget health care, I want insurance coverage for catastrophic government.
It can’t really be TOD, but, maybe TSOD?