Don’t Know ….. Iowahawk Deserves Mention For TOD

TOD= Tweet Of the Day

David Burge @iowahawkblog

So what are we going to get more of from the WH today, Orwellian Euphemisms or Barely Disguised Contempt for the Peasantry? #taketheover

Echoing the spin-meisters explanation for Zerocare. 

David Burge @iowahawkblog

Nobody is more frustrated and angry than me about how my pickup mysteriously crashed itself into the liquor store.

David Burge @iowahawkblog

I take complete responsibility for finding out how my pickup crashed into the liquor store. Also, I’ll take this half broken case of vodka.

David Burge @iowahawkblog

When the liquor store owner stops yelling, I will be happy to explain how his new pickup-shaped entrance hole benefits his business.

David Burge @iowahawkblog

Perhaps I could have been more precise when I promised that my pickup would never again crash into the liquor store. But let’s move forward.

David Burge @iowahawkblog

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that my pickup is still functioning, albeit at reduced speed. And ready to serve other area liquor outlets.

David Burge @iowahawkblog

Don’t you love it when PoliSci majors try to use swingin’ hepcat programmer lingo? #derp

David Burge @iowahawkblog

Nobody in that whole f***ing room could program a coffee maker.

David Burge @iowahawkblog

Forget health care, I want insurance coverage for catastrophic government.

 

It can’t really be TOD, but, maybe TSOD? 

h/t Twitchy

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8 Responses to Don’t Know ….. Iowahawk Deserves Mention For TOD

  1. Bruce says:

    My suggestion to Congress, next time you have Sebelius in front of a hearing get Mr Burge to ask the questions. And bring a mop for the spilled bodily fluids.

  2. DirkH says:

    If Apple ran a liquor store, would they stop selling liquor just because my pickup truck crashed into their store?

    • philjourdan says:

      Yours is a good analogy. Evil Big business never does blame everyone else for their problems and lies. They cannot. They do not control the media.

      • DirkH says:

        I was just aping Obama’s Apple speech in which he compared healthcare.gov to an iPhone release.

        • philjourdan says:

          I know. The problem with Obama is that the iPhone does work, it just does not have all the features turned on. Obamacare does not work at all.

          A better analogy would be to say that Apple released a phone that crashes constantly and will only put through 1 out of every 100 calls you make. I wonder how many iPhones would sell then?

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