LOL!!! Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves!!!! Venezuela Creates Vice Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness!!!


No, really!!!


CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — Americans may insist on the right to pursue happiness, but Venezuela now has a formal government agency in charge of enforcing it.

President Nicolas Maduro says the new Vice Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness will coordinate all the “mission” programs created by the late President Hugo Chavez to alleviate poverty.

Wags had a field day Friday, waxing sarcastic on Twitter about how happy they felt less than 24 hours after the announcement……

And still, some are not satisfied with being state ordered happy!

In downtown Caracas, fruit vendor Victor Rey said he’s now waiting for Maduro to create a vice ministry of beer.

“That would make me, and all the drunks, happy,” he said.

Housewife Liliana Alfonzo, 31, said that instead of a Supreme Happiness agency she’d prefer being able to get milk and toilet paper, which disappear off store shelves minutes after arriving at stores.

See?  Progressives can deliver happiness to the people!!!

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11 Responses to LOL!!! Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves!!!! Venezuela Creates Vice Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness!!!

  1. pasinby says:

    I’ll just stand over here with Victor .

  2. DirkH says:

    Notice, not just happiness. Supreme happiness.
    “Domestic critics argue that emphasis on Bhutan’s experiment with GNH has diverted global attention away from government suppression of the nation’s largest minority the Hindu Lhotshampa, who formerly comprised approximately one sixth of Bhutan’s population. […] Bhutan continues to deny those Lhotshampa who have remained basic human rights of cultural and linguistic expression. Instead, the group has been subject to torture and sexual assault. ”

    Seems to make the other 5/6ths more happy…

    “Economics professor Deirdre McCloskey criticizes such measurements as unscientific, saying that “Recording the percentage of people who say they are happy will tell you… [just] how people use words,” making the analogy that society could not “base physics on asking people whether today was ‘hot, nice, or cold'”.”

    Why don’t warmists use that trick?

  3. philjourdan says:

    MY daughter laughed at that. Sounds like an Obama plan.

  4. tom0mason says:

    I can buy milk and have plenty of toilet paper but for some reason I am not supremely happy. šŸ™‚

  5. Lars P. says:

    It is amazing to see how idiots can ruin a country…
    Zimbabwe was the bread basket of Africa and has the most educated workforce in Africa, however it is last in GDP per capita in whole Africa and potentially the world and has an unemployment rate of 95%.
    It seems they made it almost impossible to effectively do any business at all in the country, so everything goes down…
    Wondering what would happen if the oil prices go down with the shale revolution in Venezuela…

    • philjourdan says:

      Another revolution. Maduro is not from the military, so they distrust him. It will not take much for them to topple him and put in their own puppet.

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