I know it’s terrible, right? How is the earth going to survive? Think of the dying albedo!!!! Wait!!!! I know this one!!!! It’s a hotter ice!!!!! That’s how we know the planet is still hotting up!!! Quick to the cyanide capsules!!! The horror of this is just too much to bear!!!!
You see, the lack of lacking global sea ice is causing weather patterns….. or something. And, most importantly, the unmelting of the sea ice is causing our oceans to turn into boiling vats of acid!!!!
My grandchildren will never know what melting sea ice is!!!!
2013 is shaping up to perhaps pass the recent record of the most days above the median.