That’s right, you read it here, first!!! I know people will be afraid for me, but, gosh darn it, I think people have a right to know. As far as I know, this is unprecedented in the world of socioeconomic/climate blogging. I’m just hoping to pave the way for others who wish to express their sexual preferences in the blogosphere.
Of course, I’m not saying this as an attention getting device or for people to heap praises upon me for making an issue of my sexual tastes (but I do expect it). I just think it’s very important that the world know that it’s okay to be a heterosexual and be a blogger at the same time. I’m pretty sure most of the bloggers in the world will support my announcement, but there are haters out there, so please support my copious amount of bravery and celebrate my coming out!!
Please don’t try to call, in that I’m keeping my line open for the impending call from the president and the shout out from Mrs. O. I’m sure they got my back.
There, I said it! It just feels so good to finally be relieved of my secret.
Addendum: We should all take our cue from prez Zero and not worry about the Gosnell trial or Benghazi. This announcement about my sexual preferences is much more important than infanticide or the murder of diplomatic American citizens abroad. So please stay informed about my preferences instead.
suyts space 
Well, I guess it is time for me to come clean as well. I prefer my toilet paper to hang over the spool, and not under it. In fact (God I hate to admit this), I have been known to ‘correct’ the directional hanging of rolls that do not belong to me.
The shame is overwhelming me…
OMG! Do you think that is a conservative thing? I also do the same thing with TP.
Maybe we should start a group.
Yep, name a date so we can all roll up.
Do you think there is really any help for us? Perhaps Directional TP anonymous?
Go ahead, Gator, get it all off your chest. You’ve been carrying this burden for so long……. and we all know the world is interested.
Yes James, this has been a load I have had to bear for a long time, and I’ve logged many hours struggling with the pressure. 😉
That’s an LOL if I ever read one.
Ah, a fellow traveller. My son (the one that lives in Oz) first corrected me on this and ever since, being a good Virgoan, I, also, am paranoid about the direction of the loo roll.
You are NOT alone!
You are damned to a life of conservativism by the liberal gods!
Getting back on topic, in Yorkshire we say;
There’s now’t as queer as folk.
😆
Ok good job for coming out and yes I change the TP when it is not to my liking… lol 🙂
Thanks Vickie, your support means a lot!!!:D
Yes, but WHICH way is to your liking? Enquiring minds want to know.
We should fight for our right to not marry or something.
Divorces should be free!!!!
I think you are onto something James! If Sandra Fluck can get taxpayer to supply remedies for her “mistakes”, why can’t men? 😉
Preach it, brother!!!
Heheh…absolutely! 🙂
Law of supply and demand – they cost so much because they are worth it!
OH the horror!…..what will your family say?
LOL….
I still love you……….. 😉
Some are giving me the silent treatment. I’m sure they’ve already heard this, and they haven’t contacted me offering support!!1 Of course, I did ask them not to call so I can receive the president’s call.
as long as you’re holding your breath…….
42% of Americans don’t even know Obamacare is law
http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2013/04/30/yikes-42-of-americans-dont-even-know-obamacare-is-law/
Unbelievable. The depths of ignorance in this nation never ceases to shock me. 😦
Alfred
That is great.
You are a great American and we are all very proud and supportive of your lifestyle.
In addition the opportunity to be proud and supportive of you, also makes us feel better about ourselves , so thanks for that too.
Is it ok if I still don’t want to shower with you ?
LOL, yes, it’s okay! I’ll try not to show my hurt feelings. Unlike ESPN, there be no apologies demanded from people that don’t want shower with me. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/04/29/ESPN-apologizes-Broussard
And, I just want to say, that I feel better about your feeling better about yourselves.
I could not feel better about how good you feel about how good we feel about being so proud of you.
A stunning achievement.
Very disappointed -I thought you were just a smart computer?
and we heard it hear first
James, we are so happy for you. We knew you could do this. I’m sure it was a great relief to finally get this out. We support you 100 percent. We…..wait, is this blog open for the whole world to see our comments?
Yes, that’s why I did it here!!! I could have done it with just the family, but then, It wouldn’t have been so brave!!! I had to say it loud and proud!!! I know deep down the backlash will be horrible…… already I’ve see a decline in readership, but, I’m going to stay strong for as long as I can!!!
Good God, man. Next you’ll be admitting you like….bacon.
Torches! Pitchforks!! Outrage!!!
Ooh, and eggs. Yeah, and hashbrowns.
See what you’ve done?!? Now I have to get more…coffee. Aaargh!
SG, that was an evil thing you just did. My cholesterol level is raising 20 points just thinking about breakfast!!!
Suyts is finally out of the closet! I wouldn’t be able to watch a Judy Garland film in the same way again. Does your wife know that you’re that way inclined – you know STRAIGHT?
When’s the coming out party?
I have been grappling with the same issue. I just don’t know how to come out and tell our daughter that her parents aren’t gay. I fear the shock will be devastating to her tender 21 year old mind.
Yes heterosexuals are regularly beaten and killed for their sexual preference. Your stupidity never ceases to amaze! Congratulations a hetero blogger with a limited knowledge of science, but an ultra know-it all ideology! Gold star! 😉
When are you going to share your thesis with us?
As soon as you share any knowledge of the scientific method that’s not driven by political ideology.
In other words you are the fraud we all knew you were. 😆
Sorry you’re a cashier at Walmart?
Talking to yourself again? You need to start worrying when you cannot answer your own questions.
If I were, what would it have to do with your imaginary degree? 😆
Soliciting an education? It is clear from your postings you would not be able to recognize a primer on the scientific method even if written in single syllable words.
‘Sorry you’re a cashier at Walmart?’
Careful, some Walmart cashiers may be gay.
I think his mom called him up from the basement.
Dick and Jane is readily available for those who want to read a first grade primer.
Gee popeye, do you work at being ignorant? http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/anger-over-prop-8-erupts-in-san-francisco/nKjWD/
Or does it just come naturally?
Your stupidity never ceases to amaze!
Congratulations seized 🙂
I’d like to know the percentage of homosexuals who, if they could, would tell PhD to ‘get a grip.’
It would be the ones that don’t make a spectacle out of themselves in public……….
…you know, the normal ones
But they don’t have anything over straights…..just go to one Fantasy Fest
Scientific studies indicate the number to be over 70%*
*(Popeye science).