Major Announcement!!! Suyts Coming Out As Heterosexual Blogger!!!!

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That’s right, you read it here, first!!!  I know people will be afraid for me, but, gosh darn it,  I think people have a right to know.  As far as I know, this is unprecedented in the world of socioeconomic/climate blogging.  I’m just hoping to pave the way for others who wish to express their sexual preferences in the blogosphere.

Of course, I’m not saying this as an attention getting device or for people to heap praises upon me for making an issue of my sexual tastes (but I do expect it).  I just think it’s very important that the world know that it’s okay to be a heterosexual and be a blogger at the same time.  I’m pretty sure most of the bloggers in the world will support my announcement, but there are haters out there, so please support my copious amount of bravery and celebrate my coming out!!

Please don’t try to call, in that I’m keeping my line open for the impending call from the president and the shout out from Mrs. O.  I’m sure they got my back.

There, I said it!  It just feels so good to finally be relieved of my secret.

Addendum:  We should all take our cue from prez Zero and not worry about the Gosnell trial or Benghazi.  This announcement about my sexual preferences is much more important than infanticide or the murder of diplomatic American citizens abroad.  So please stay informed about my preferences instead.

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54 Responses to Major Announcement!!! Suyts Coming Out As Heterosexual Blogger!!!!

  1. gator69 says:

    Well, I guess it is time for me to come clean as well. I prefer my toilet paper to hang over the spool, and not under it. In fact (God I hate to admit this), I have been known to ‘correct’ the directional hanging of rolls that do not belong to me.

    The shame is overwhelming me…

  2. philjourdan says:

    You are damned to a life of conservativism by the liberal gods!

  3. grumpydenier says:

    Getting back on topic, in Yorkshire we say;

    There’s now’t as queer as folk.

  4. Vickie Bush says:

    Ok good job for coming out and yes I change the TP when it is not to my liking… lol 🙂

  5. leftinbrooklyn says:

    We should fight for our right to not marry or something.

  6. Latitude says:

    OH the horror!…..what will your family say?
    LOL….

    I still love you……….. 😉

  7. jimash1 says:

    That is great.
    You are a great American and we are all very proud and supportive of your lifestyle.
    In addition the opportunity to be proud and supportive of you, also makes us feel better about ourselves , so thanks for that too.
    Is it ok if I still don’t want to shower with you ?

  8. DaveG says:

    Very disappointed -I thought you were just a smart computer?

  9. Greg says:

    and we heard it hear first

  10. jrxs says:

    James, we are so happy for you. We knew you could do this. I’m sure it was a great relief to finally get this out. We support you 100 percent. We…..wait, is this blog open for the whole world to see our comments?

    • suyts says:

      Yes, that’s why I did it here!!! I could have done it with just the family, but then, It wouldn’t have been so brave!!! I had to say it loud and proud!!! I know deep down the backlash will be horrible…… already I’ve see a decline in readership, but, I’m going to stay strong for as long as I can!!!

  11. Good God, man. Next you’ll be admitting you like….bacon.
    Torches! Pitchforks!! Outrage!!!
    Ooh, and eggs. Yeah, and hashbrowns.
    See what you’ve done?!? Now I have to get more…coffee. Aaargh!

  12. tckev says:

    Suyts is finally out of the closet! I wouldn’t be able to watch a Judy Garland film in the same way again. Does your wife know that you’re that way inclined – you know STRAIGHT?
    When’s the coming out party?

  13. squid2112 says:

    I have been grappling with the same issue. I just don’t know how to come out and tell our daughter that her parents aren’t gay. I fear the shock will be devastating to her tender 21 year old mind.

  14. ThePhDScientist says:

    Yes heterosexuals are regularly beaten and killed for their sexual preference. Your stupidity never ceases to amaze! Congratulations a hetero blogger with a limited knowledge of science, but an ultra know-it all ideology! Gold star! 😉

  15. leftinbrooklyn says:

    I’d like to know the percentage of homosexuals who, if they could, would tell PhD to ‘get a grip.’

    • Latitude says:

      It would be the ones that don’t make a spectacle out of themselves in public……….
      …you know, the normal ones

      But they don’t have anything over straights…..just go to one Fantasy Fest

    • philjourdan says:

      Scientific studies indicate the number to be over 70%*

      *(Popeye science).

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