That’s right, you read it here, first!!! I know people will be afraid for me, but, gosh darn it, I think people have a right to know. As far as I know, this is unprecedented in the world of socioeconomic/climate blogging. I’m just hoping to pave the way for others who wish to express their sexual preferences in the blogosphere.
Of course, I’m not saying this as an attention getting device or for people to heap praises upon me for making an issue of my sexual tastes (but I do expect it). I just think it’s very important that the world know that it’s okay to be a heterosexual and be a blogger at the same time. I’m pretty sure most of the bloggers in the world will support my announcement, but there are haters out there, so please support my copious amount of bravery and celebrate my coming out!!
Please don’t try to call, in that I’m keeping my line open for the impending call from the president and the shout out from Mrs. O. I’m sure they got my back.
There, I said it! It just feels so good to finally be relieved of my secret.
Addendum: We should all take our cue from prez Zero and not worry about the Gosnell trial or Benghazi. This announcement about my sexual preferences is much more important than infanticide or the murder of diplomatic American citizens abroad. So please stay informed about my preferences instead.