Here’s some of my favs……
Remember all those times Chris Rock said the president is “our boss” and “our dad” before Obama was elected?
Weird. He’s my dad. RT @GovHowardDean: Doing research for on my ancestry. Found out that Prez Obama is a cousin via Dunhams
Obama can’t be my daddy because I look nothing like Trayvon @ChrisRock
Obama: Chris Rock’s daddy, but Julia’s sugar daddy.
Just reread the Constitution and noticed the often overlooked Article 2, Section 5, “The President is your boss & daddy.” Thanks @chrisrock
My dad taught me how to get a baseball across home plate so pardon me if I doubt @ChrisRock dubious claim
@chrisrock If Obama is my dad, how come I’m the one paying the allowance?
I can’t wait until Chris Rock’s next film, “My Daddy Wears Mom Jeans.”