With Jamie Foxx calling Obama his “Lord and Savior” and this utterly horrid and vapid painting of Zero
the Twitterverse has gone into overdrive. Some examples from Townhall……
@BenHowe: #IfObamaWasJesus He would’ve spent most of his sermon on the mount blaming the previous messiah.
@Doc_0: #IfObamaWasJesus The huge celestial teleprompter that appeared for the Sermon on the Mount would really have intimidated the Romans.
@Doc_0: #IfObamaWasJesus Judas would have been forced to re-distribute that silver to the other apostles.
@RebeccaAnn81: #IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn’t have raised Lazarus from the dead because he could have voted anyway.
@AspiringThrawn: #IfObamaWasJesus , he would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God – “You didn’t build that!”.
@ChiefNavyTim: #IfObamaWasJesus The Final Supper would have been paid for with an #EBT card
@PointlessPol: #IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn’t heal the blind until an “independent panel of medical experts” told him too.
@Imaumbn: #IfObamaWasJesus he could turn water in to Kool-Aid®
@ColoradoRight: #IfObamaWasJesus Follow me and I will make you organizers of communities
@gwardhome: #IfObamaWasJesus could we Impeach him over the Separation of Church and State?
suyts space 
Reblogged this on Climate Ponderings.
IfObamaWasJesus – he would have had Bush Crucified in his place – after all, it is all Bush’s fault.
lol, no doubt.
. . I have NEVER seen a president create such DIVIDES among the American people. . .
. . and the LAMEstream media just fosters that. Not to mention the people themselves – oh, wait, we can’t blame all of it on them, it is the ‘liberal education systems’ the younger people experienced that must have played a part . . .
. . . huh . .? what’s that . . . ? You mean, regardless of the education people got, they should LEARN TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, and not blindly accept everything the NYT, WaPO, or MSNBC says . . ? Wow, I should have thought of that . .!
( . . yeah, I better add ‘SARC’ . . . just in case . . ).
Contrary to Michelle O. statement 4years ago, I think I have NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY as I am today . . .there just doesn’t seem to be a lot to be proud of . . .
Don’t lose heart. We’ll get there.
If Obama Were Jesus he would have Michelle in charge of feeding the multitudes. All of them with one fish.
http://twitchy.com/2012/11/28/hungry-kids-revolt-against-michelle-obamas-tiny-school-lunches/
Yeh, it’s strange, isn’t it? It’s not like she’s petite or anything. More projection?
Leaves more corn to put in the tank.
The 47% like the lottery more than working.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/11/28/Average-family-earning-$13K-spends-on-lottery
Every poor American’s retirement plan. It’s sad.
He he. Not really; but government lotteries here date to the colonial period. Done right, they’d help us with Federal debt (fat chance with the current PTB).
If Obama were Jesus, I would be an atheist.